Sunday, May 10, 2009

Mother's Day

"A mother is someone who loves us so much, that we sometimes can’t understand it. A mother is someone who makes us realize how good we are, there is no one better than us. Her happiness is in our laughter and sorrow in our sorrow. She is someone we can’t live without, she is everything." -Rahul Khanna (from Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, haha BOLLYWOOD!)

THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME:
-How to tie my shoes
-how to make chocolate chip cookies
-how to make pumpkin cookies
-how to make snickerdoodles
-how to make creamcicle jello
-how to cut out a pattern
-how to knit
-how to embroider
-how to quilt
-how to clip the grass around the grow boxes
-that if a baby fusses take off their socks
-change a baby's diaper halfway through feedings to keep them awake
-how to change a diaper
-how to burp a baby on the shoulder
-how to burp a baby on your lap
-how to work out a baby's bubbles
-countless nursey things that have kept me alive
-how to flour a pan
-how to make the perfect bed (including hospital corners)
-follow through with children
-kids can understand and comprehend a lot
-if you don't know something, look it up
-keep encyclopedias close
-how to wrap an ace bandage
-countless things about pop culture before I was born
-how to talk to adults
-the Dewey Decimal system
-how to write my name
-how to curl my Cabbage Patch doll's hair using a pen
-you need to wipe the milk out of baby necks so it does't get stinky
-how to put my hair in curlers
-how to braid my hair
-how to put eye drops in my eyes
-how to study the scriptures
-how to do laundry
-which way a boy's belf v. a girl's belt goes
-a lot of big words

and A LOT of other stuff I can't think of right now. Love you mom!

2 comments:

MOM said...

AWWW, thanks Shelb! Love you!

Marisa said...

Very funny!! They will all come in handy!